God Is Good! Meet The Boy Who Came Back From Heaven, Shares Sis Story With Jesus [Photo]

A little boy who penned a best- selling book claiming that he ascended
to heaven and met Jesus during a near death experience in 2004 is
recanting his story, claiming that he made it up in an effort to seek
attention.The startling admission from Alex Malarkey , whose story was

told in the 2010 book "The
Boy Who Came Back from
Heaven," written by both him and
his father, Kevin Malarkey, has led
publisher Tyndale House to pull
the text from print, NPR reported. The revelation emerged this
week after Malarkey reportedly
sent a letter to the Pen and Pulpit
blog in which he pointedly
admitted that the story was
concocted. "I did not die. I did not go to
Heaven. I said I went to heaven
because I thought it would get
me attention. When I made the
claims that I did, I had never read
the Bible," he wrote. "People have profited from lies, and
continue to. They should read the
Bible, which is enough. The Bible
is the only source of truth. Anything written by man cannot
be infallible." Malarkey went on in
the statement to share his belief
in Jesus and the central Christian
doctrine that Christ died for
humanity's sins, calling for those marketing the materials "to
repent and hold the Bible as
enough." The Boy who Came
Back from Heaven The Trent "The
Boy Who Came Back From
Heaven" recounted Malarkey's experience after surviving a car
accident when he was just 6
years old back in 2004. He fell into a coma, was paralyzed
and claimed in the book that he
visited heaven, according to the
Washington Post. "Alex awoke
from a coma with an incredible
story to share. Of events at the accident scene and in the hospital
while he was unconscious. Of the
angels who took him through
the gates of heaven itself," reads
a description of the book. "Of the
unearthly music that sounded just terrible to a six-year-old. And
most amazing of all . . . of meeting
and talking to Jesus." With these details now in dispute
by the book's young author,
Tyndale House issued a
statement to the Washington Post
on Thursday claiming that it plans
to "take the book and related ancillary products out of print."
Others like LifeWay plan to also
stop selling the book. Critics have
long decried so-called "heavenly
tourism books" — texts that
purport to recount trips to heaven during near-death
experiences, claiming that the
details do not align with the Bible
and are contradictory. This
situation obviously adds fuel to
the fire.

‘My wife is pregnant for An Okada Man – Pastor Chris Onyekachi -Madu’

A pastor named Chris Onyekachi-Madu, 45, has told an Igando Customary

Court to dissolve his 18-year marriage to his estranged wife, Augusta

Madu, who got pregnant for an Okada man.

He said he didn't love her anymore because she slept with an Okada man

in his house, got pregnant and then packed out to start living with

the Okada man.

Madu, who resides at 1, Bola Kadiri Street in Egbeda area of Lagos

State and a pastor at Victory in Christ Gospel Ministry, Egbeda, told

the court how his 18 years marriage collapsed.

Narrating his ordeal before the court, Madu said his wife, with whom

he had two children, started fighting him on a daily basis while also

bringing strange men into their home. He also told the court that

since the crisis began, he started seeing strange faces in his house.

He said: "They come to my house at about 11p.m. There was a day I had

to interrogate a man that she brought home. She introduced him to me

as her pastor."

He said further that his wife brought an Okada man to his house, who

she introduced to him as someone that would be taking their children

to and from school.

Onyekachi-Madu further stated that the Okada rider, after taking his

children to school in the morning and bringing them back, would then

take his wife away even in his presence, adding that this happened on

three occasions.

Source: Vanguard

5 Irresistible Qualities Of A Woman Of God

Every man of God has certain qualities they find irresistible in a

woman of God. Whether you are an unmarried man in need of discovering

what you should look for in a wife, or a unmarried woman curious to

know what qualities a man of God is searching for…this is for you!

1. A woman of God who values honor.

A woman who fearlessly honors others, values herself. To honor someone

means to esteem them or show high respect. A woman who demonstrates

this reveals her heart for people. Honoring up, down, and around is

the rule to follow.

Honoring up means respecting those who are in authority over you,

being able to accept their role and submit to their leadership.

Honoring those below you includes those that look up to you, or work

underneath you. Honoring those around you is respecting your friends,

family, and colleagues. You know a woman who honors by the words she

speaks to those closest to her. Finding the gold in someone is easy

because they only desire to build that person up rather than tear them

down. A woman who values honor adds value to everyone around her,

which makes for an irresistible woman.

2. A woman of God who is interdependent.

A woman who is interdependent is not solely dependent on others, nor

is she solely dependent on herself, but understands she needs others

to thrive in life. When we come out of the womb, we are fully

dependent on our parents, and the goal is learn how to do life

This quality is best seen in those that aren't too prideful to ask for

help or support, and are able to do the same for others. Every husband

feels esteemed when their wives depend on them, but they treasure a

woman they can depend on as well.

3. A woman of God who has identity.

A woman who knows who she is, and what her identity is in Christ will

not be found falling into the traps set by the Enemy. When a woman's

identity is in Christ there are a myriad of things that will follow

such as: confidence, consistency, resilience, humility, ability to

change, and loving unconditionally.

When talking with my other male friends who are married and some still

unmarried, they each said this was one of the most important qualities

that drew them to their wives. This quality keeps you from competing,

being jealous, or intimidated by others.

4. A woman of God who is a lover of God.

A woman who is a lover of God has not only found God, but has been

found by God. She knows His heart, and He knows hers. This level of

relationship requires grace, discipline, and sacrifice. When the bible

says in John 14:23, "Anyone who loves me will obey my commands", He is

talking about lovers of God. A woman who loves God, bears the fruit of

it by obeying Him. This quality is one that draws and keeps a genuine

man of God. This was the quality I prayed for in my wife more than any

other. I knew if she was a lover of God, then everything else would

fall in line.

5. A woman of God who is holistically beautiful.

The term, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, is very true because

everyone sees beauty differently. 1 Peter 3:3-5 eloquently states,

"Don't be concerned about the outward beauty that depends on fancy

hairstyles, expensive jewelry, or beautiful clothes. You should be

known for the beauty that comes from within, the unfading beauty of a

gentle and quiet spirit, which is so precious to God."

Kunle Afolayan Wins ‘Nollywood Man Of The Year’ Award

The Sun Newspaper on Saturday, January 17 2015, named renowned and

award winning filmmaker,Kunle Afolayan'Nollywood Man of the Year'.

The filmmaker received the award at the annual Sun Awards which held

at theEko Hotels and suites.The Sun Awards is aimed at celebrating of

19 outstanding Nigerians.

The 2015 edition of The Sun Awards was attended byKunle Afolayan,

Tuface Idibia, Chika Ike, Don Jazzy, amongst others.

Kunle has produced award winning movies like'October 1′, 'The

Figurine', 'Irapada', and 'Phone Swap'.Congratulations to the

Nollywood icon.

Photo Of The Day: So Pres. Jona Wan Use ₦10 Deceive Nigerians Abi? (See Photo)

Whats your Say?

Child Abuse: 60-Year-Old Bachelor Allegedly rapes 14-Year-Old Girl In Agege

A 60-year-old bachelor, named Segun Benson, has been accused of

defiling a 14-year-old primary school pupil in the Agege area of Lagos

State. Nigerian Headlines report:

Segun, the only surviving child of his mother who has refused to be

married, was said to have lured the girl into his room with N50 where

he forcefully had a canal knowledge of her.

Narrating her gory experience, the victim said, "I am in primary six.

On Friday, he gave me N50 to buy sweet for myself. He then asked me to

caress his private parts. When I told him I would tell my daddy, he

said I should not go home.

"He took me to his house around Railway Line where he defiled me. I

was there from 3pm till around 7pm. I started bleeding from his house

and when I got home the blood did not stop. But I kept it secret until

Saturday when people saw it."

The victim's mother, Taibat narrated how she found out.

"I have seven kids and she is the third child. I was sleeping when

people called me that my daughter had been defiled. I have never met

the man before though he lives on the street.

The government should take over the case and do what is right."

A resident who raised the alarm when she saw the girl bleeding added

her side of the story, "I saw her writhing in pain in a bathroom. She

said she wanted to defecate, but I saw blood coming out of her private

parts. "I raised the alarm and when other people arrived at the scene,

she said it was Segun that defiled her."

Photos of Governor Fashola Dancing to ‘Dorobucci’ During Campaign Rally Today. (See Photo)

Lagos governor Raji Fashola pictured dancing to Dorobucci during a

campaign rally at Oworonshoki today.

5 simple ways to keep your relationship alive [Men Only]

A good relationship will surely keep you happy and healthy, and if

that's what you have now, making it last longterm isn't rocket

science—really.

Scientists at the University of Illinois recently analyzed 45 studies

and 12,273 reports on relationships and narrowed down their findings

into five strategies for keeping the bond strong with your significant

other.

According to the pros, here are the best strategies to include in your

relationship game plan:

Clear the air: Talk about whatever's on your mind, even if it's just

that you're annoyed she left her makeup all over the bathroom counter.

Putting it off will only force you to bottle up emotions and that

could lead to passive aggressive actions later on.

Get happy: If you're pissed off, chances are your crappy mood will rub

off on everyone around you, including your girlfriend. Sure, sometimes

a bad mood is unavoidable, but do your best to stay positive…

especially on date nights.

Divide and conquer: Who knew that simply divvying up chores could help

your relationship? Taking part in shared responsibilities reminds her

that you're committed — and it gets things around the house done a

heck of a lot faster which will make her even happier.

Mix it up: Of course you love your one-on-one time with her, but

including friends and family in your activities can actually help you

out as a couple. It shows your girlfriend that you are interested in

the people she cares about and gives her the opportunity to get to

know your crew as well.

Leave no doubts: Simply put, make sure she knows that you are 100%

into her — and not just for her looks. Encourage her to achieve her

own goals and lend support whenever she needs it most. You don't have

to make an elaborate production out of building her up; a sum of small

daily gestures should do the trick.

So, what's the end result of all these rules? A rock solid

relationship. If it all sounds like too much to take on at once, don't

panic. Just start with one strategy and build your way up.

The University of Illinois study found that a person who practices one

of the strategies is more likely to practice the others as well, so

one may be enough!

Fights over dirty dishes and leaving the toilet seat up or down will

still ensue, but in the long run remember that it's the effort that

counts.

15 Funny But Serious Questions To Ask Someone You Are Dating

Below you can find a bit of the questions that I asked in this very

in-depth, humorous, dating interview.

1. Full Name: You have to know who you are REALLY dating! No 'Catfish' this way!

2. Nickname: Does he/she have a street name or another alias?

3. Age: Don't assume you know a person's age by their looks, because

the statement is true for African Americans; Black don't crack honey!

4. Height: If this is important for you, you may want to ask. This is

very helpful for online dating.

5. Occupation: Share your career goals and dreams! You'd be amazed

what you can find out.

6. Credit Score: Would you rather find out while dating or after

marriage some unfortunate credit history? Surprisingly, people don't

mind sharing this info!

7. Has a restraining order ever been filed against you? This will

prevent you from waiting for red flags down the road.

8. Have you ever been married? This can open up for an interesting discussion!

9.Are you currently taking any medications? I think he/she would

appreciate you asking, rather than rummaging through their medicine

cabinet.

10. How many "psycho" ex-girlfriends/boyfriends do you have? You may

see who the real 'psycho' is.

11.When was the last time you had s*xual intercourse? __a few hours

ago __a few days ago ___a few months ago __ a few years ago

12. Can you provide documentation that you are free of any STDs?

"Don't be sorry, be careful!"

13. How much time do you spend looking in the mirror per day? Selfies count!

14. Are you a believer? __God ___other

15. Describe your perfect first date.

Sharing this vision will open up more things you both have in common!

As uncomfortable as some of these questions may seem, keep in mind to

have a sense of humor. Have fun with it. I was very nervous and

worried when I asked some of these questions. Honestly, I have never

thought to ask so many necessary questions when dating before.

Sometimes, we as single people are guilty of just living in the

moment, and finding things out as time progresses. I then reminded

myself of my motto; Hang up your problems and move on to better!

Therefore, you cannot go into different relationships the same way,

and expect a different outcome! So get your interview voice ready and

dig into these great ice breakers!

Top 9 Reasons Why You Should Have S.x Everyday

If you thought that the only benefit of s/x was, well, pleasure,

here's some news for you. Making love is good for adults. And making

love regularly is even better.

Not only does it help you sleep well, relieve stress and burn

calories, there are also several other reasons why you need to have

s/x more often.

Improves cardiovascular health A recent study says that men who have

s/x more than twice a week, have a lesser risk of getting a heart

attack, than men who had s/x less than once a month.

Increases immunity Regular lovemaking increases the level of the

immune-boosting antibody immunoglobulin A (IgA), which in turn makes

your body stronger against illnesses like the common cold and fever.

Reduces stress Stressed out with work or family problems?

Don't let it affect your performance in the bedroom. Not only will

having s/x improve your mood, but a study has also proven that folks,

who indulge in regular bedroom activities can handle stress better and

are happier people.

Relieves painIf you're using a headache as an excuse to not make love,

stop doing that. Have s/x instead, because, when you're about to have

an orgasm, the level of the hormone oxytocin increases by five times.

This endorphin actually reduces aches and pains.

Promotes longevityWhen one has an orgasm, a hormone called

dehydroepiandrosterone is released. This improves immunity, repairs

tissue and keeps the skin healthy. Men, who have at least two orgasms

a week, live longer than men who have s.x just once every few weeks.

Increases blood circulationBecause your heart rate increases when you

have s.x, fresh blood is supplied to your organs and cells. While used

blood is removed, the body also expels toxins and other materials that

cause you to feel tired.

You sleep betterThe sleep that you get just after you've made love

will be much more relaxed. Getting a good night's sleep will make you

feel alert and overall healthy.

Improves overall fitnessIf you find going to the gym mundane or

working out at home a task, here's another way to help you lose the

flab and keep in shape. Regular s.x will do wonders for your

waistline. Half an hour of lovemaking burns more than 80 calories.

Increases levels of Oestrogen and testosterone In men, the hormone

testosterone is what makes them more passionate in the sack. Not only

will it make you feel way better in bed, but it also improves your

muscles and bones, keeps your heart healthy and keeps a check on your

cholesterol. In women, on the other hand, the hormone oestrogen

protects them against heart disease and also determines a woman's body

scent.

Cool 7 Reasons Dating Later In Life Makes You MAD And How To Deal

(Sigh!) I can't believe I have to find love all over again.

The idea of dating over 50 can come as a shock. You aresingleand in

midlife, which was probably not part of your life plan. But "things"

happen. Sometimes it's divorce, the passing of a spouse, or time

creeping up until you realize you nevermarriedand might not get the

chance.

One thing I have noticed as adatingcoach for women is how many single

gals in their 50's seemangryabout looking forlove. A variety of

reasons create this anger and some despair, as well. Most women never

thought they'd be single and dating over 50 which is certainly

understandable. Surprisingly, some women don't even realize they are

mad about this, but it sure gets in the way of finding love.

Let me share seven of the most common reasons for feeling miffed about

being over 50 and single AND what you can do about it:

1. I Wasted My Precious Youth on the Wrong Man.Maybe you left your

husband or he left you. Either way, your long-term marriage ended and

you look back fuming at all the time you foolishly invested. It feels

like you wasted the best years of your life on the wrong man. He

didn't appreciate you or treat you right. Who would have thought you'd

be single now?

What I tell my clients is that your years in a relationship made you

the woman you are today. So itwasn'twasted. You learned and there were

good times so it wasn't all a waste by any means. The good news is you

actually have a lot of single company as dating over 50 is the fastest

growing group online or anywhere. So chin up girlfriend, you do have

options!

2. I Can't Attract a Man When I'm Past My Prime.You feel too old to

find love again or you think youhadlove and now that part of your life

is over. The truth is people can find love at any age from 14 to 90.

Look at it this way, dating over 50 is somewhere in the middle age

range right? It's never too late for love and you are NOT too old.

There is so much you have to offer and your beauty shines through a

few laugh lines … so stop worrying. The right man will be lucky to

find you.

3. It's Easier for Men Who Are Dating Over 50.You think men have an

easier time dating in midlife? They go after younger women and online

that's what "all" men want. You're angry because men seem to skate by

you when it comes to love and they hold all the power.

Yet, trust me, when men are unreasonable about women they want to

date, they end up alone. Don't get upset about these men—just look for

men who are open to women your age and go meet them. There are plenty

of great guys who want to date a woman like you.

4. You No Longer Trust Men.If you left your relationship because your

man cheated, lied or both, that makes it difficult to trust men again.

I totally understand. Now here's another way to look at this

situation: while this might be hard to believe, ALL MEN ARENOTTHE

SAME. Each guy is a unique individual and shouldn't be lumped in with

a few bad apples. It's time to open your heart and mind to the

possibility that there is a good man out there for you. Otherwise, as

you repeat this sad and untrue mantra, you will keep yourself single.

5. You Resent Modern Dating.What happened to how dating once was and

that old-fashioned kind of love? You met a man, he showed interest,

you dated for a while, things got serious and you decided to marry. My

clients are usually surprised when I explain that dating

actuallyhasn'tchanged much. While the media, movies and maverick

dating experts suggest everything is different, this is absolutely NOT

true. Traditional dating still works, but it's up to you to stick to

that path, which is what I recommend to all my dating coaching

clients.

6. You Have No Idea Where to Start.It's been so many years since you

dated, you have no idea how to get started again. I get that. However,

nowadays there is SO much information about finding love and dating

over 50 you can certainly learn what works. Read books, take a class,

work with a dating coach, or visit websites like this one. Everything

you need to know is availableifyou just look for it. You can try

online dating, go to a MeetUp.com group, find singles dances or speed

dating, or get fixed up by people you know. Get busy!

7. Men Are Villians, So You Don't Have Any Interest.Okay, you've been

hurt and feel disgusted by the male gender. And now you've chosen not

to get involved again. That is totally your choice. No one says you

need a relationship. You can have a fabulous, rich life without a man.

However, if underneath it all, you wish you had a man to share your

life with, then my dating advice is not to hide behind your disdain

for men. Take time to heal (and get help if needed). Then, put some

effort into dating over 50 so you can find love again.

WAIT!! Don’t Date Until You Answer These 3 Questions

Slow down there. … Let's make sure you're really ready for a brand new

relationship.

How to get back out there in the dating sea of fishes after having

ended a long-term relationship? When considering throwing yourself

back into the pool, so many mixed emotions can arise. Feelings like

fear and anxiety can stir up in you. We may not know where to start or

if we're really ready.

Here are some questions you need to ask yourself to figure out if you

are ready forloveagain. Most importantly, this exercise will help you

discover whether your heart has healed and if you feel excited and

open to a new adventure with someone.

Question #1: Are you sure that you are over your last partner?

If we've not completely let go of the idea of our last relationship we

cannot fully move on with the new. It's very important to check

yourself to see that there are no lingering emotions about your last

partner. You want to make sure you are completely you again and there

are no lingering emotions.

Question #2: Do you know what you want next?

It's a great idea to have in mind what you are looking for next.

We learn so much from pastrelationshipsabout who we are and what we

want and don't want in our lives. What are you looking for in a

partner and a new relationship. A clear outlook on this help you avoid

fears or insecurities that may pop up. Go ahead and make a physical or

mental note of all the qualities you feel you want and don't want in

your next relationship.

Question #3: Who are you now?

Transformation comes through our life experiences. You may not be the

same person you once were after finishing a long-term relationship

with someone. You may feel like a completely different person than you

thought you were or you may just feel like the old you again. Either

way, knowing who you are in life is the No. 1 thing a person can do.

It's also important to realize that you be happy in your own skin. If

you're not sure of yourself, you could find yourself in an unhealthy

relationship down the road.

It's important to sort through your emotions before throwing yourself

into thedatingscene. Having a a clear understanding of what you're are

looking for allows you to move freely and easily into the next phase

of your life.

Read!! Why Older Rich Guys Will ALWAYS Want (And Get) Younger Women

Warning: This will seriously piss off most women and possibly some Guys.

I'm a matchmaker. I don't take on women as clients. My clients are

successful wealthy men who normally ask to be introduced to much

younger beautiful women.

Usually this is the part where older (read 40+) women accuse me of

being misogynistic. They claim that it is because of women like me,

who perpetuate this ugly reality, that older women cannot find men.

Some men agree.

Reality, however, is different. It may not be much kinder, but it is

different. The reason successful men prefer to date younger women is

because THEY CAN. Women are not attracted to youth. Women are

attracted to confidence and power.

So when a beautiful woman in her 20s or 30s meets a man who is in his

50s and has the world in the palm of his hand, that is s/xy and

alluring to her. His age becomes as irrelevant to her as last year's

fashion. All you have to do is walk into one of the numerous upscale

restaurants or clubs of New York City. All the young, drop-dead

gorgeous women accompanying older men were not dragged there by force;

I can assure you.

It almost becomes irrelevant to these men (or this story) whether

these young ladies are truly inloveor are merely out to make better

lives for themselves. What counts is that they are sitting across from

a woman who is beautiful, intelligent and alive. She won't complain

about her ex; she won't moan about how tired she is because she was

doing homework all day with three whining children, and then had to

prepare dinner and take the dog to the vet.

No. This woman is out to have a good time and then come home and have

wild and passionates/xon the kitchen counter or the bathroom floor.

Because she is young. And before some of you tell me about your strong

s/x drive after 40, consider this: Her 25-year-young spirit comes in a

shape of a 25-year-old coin-bounce-off-ass body.

So when the comparison is down-to-the-minute detail: She wins. Is it

fair? No. But hiding your head in the sand and insisting that "real

men" don't want younger women, they want an equals is naïve at best

and detrimental to your own love life at worst. When a man is

successful and wealthy, he wants a young vibrant woman whom he can

enjoy in bed and high society alike.

And another thing: No matter how old the man is, he still wants to go

out with a younger woman. I recently had a 78-year-old client who

wouldn't even consider a woman older than 50. If you are 25 years old

as you are reading this, let me put this in perspective: That would

bed likedatinga 55 year old.

That brings me to why I can't take on women as clients; and no,

misogyny has nothing to do with it. In this tough singles market, if a

man pays top dollar for a matchmaker, he expects nothing less than a

29 year old model. As a result, I cannot find a husband for a

47-year-old schoolteacher with two kids and three mortgages.

So where does it leave an average forty-something, relatively pretty

woman, who is young at heart (even with three kids and a dog and a

cat), and is looking for Mr. Right? Is she doomed to a life of

singledom and loneliness? Not necessarily.

There are a few resources I recommend:

1. Find a matchmaker that accepts women as clients.They will work for

you to produce the best results in minimum time.

2. Join hobby groups. No matter what your hobby, you can find a group

and meet people (read "men") that share your interests.

3. Get out of the house. Whether it's dinner withgirlfriendsor a quiet

evening by yourself at a local pub, GET OUT. You won't meet anyone

sitting at home and complaining about not being able to meet anyone.

As for me, my over-40 girlfriends and I will cry into our martinis,

lamenting this unjust man's world, and then I will go back to work

finding matches for clients whose ideal love is two generations

removed.

CURIOUS MIND: What Would You Do….If You Were Told You Had 6 Months To Live?

Note: this is for fun: may Death not be our portion in this New Year (Amen!!!)

I love the thought of a New Year. I love the notion that the good, the

bad and the ugly of the past year are behind me and I can start on a

new slate.

I love the energy of the first few days of the New year as I try to

plan the year and luxuriate on the purity of my vast, virgin canvass.

In many ways, it is like a new birth.

Unfortunately, birth precedes death as surely as day precedes night.

Since the way of nature is the way of life, then a New Year also

serves to warn us of lurking death.

Every New Year day means we are one year older—irrespective of what

time of the year we are born—and thus nearer the grave.

It also means, for those afraid of aging, an extra number they would

rather do without. For the tardy and careless, it means time is

running out on the things they have left undone.

Many of these are illusions because life is a continuum really and

there is no actual break either in the physical or the spiritual at

midnight.

One second leads to another and an incident is usually a consequence

of an earlier action. The consequences of what you do on December 31

will follow you into January 1. So the calendar we follow is man made

and has no bearing on nature.

People will achieve what they are meant to achieve and die when their

time is up irrespective of calendar.

On a lovely cold Saturday afternoon here is a#CuriosMindasking:

What would You Do….If You Were Told You Had 6 Months To Live?

Hilarious!! What Would You Do If You Are This Man? (Read What Happened)

I have laughed out my belly

read and enjoy.

After church on Sunday, A

wife saw her husband

sitting quietly she decided to

ask him,darling, "why re u

so gentle?"

He replied, "I'm still thinking

about what the pastor said."

Wife asked, "What is it?"

He said, "the pastor

confessed he slept with all

married nd single women in

d church but ONLY 1 woman

didn't want to sleep with

him."

Wife replied "It must be tht

Mrs Eunice! She tinks she is

better than everyone."

lolz! What will you do?

He Needs Your Advice:- Should I Follow The Gateman Inside?

I get one new babe her

name na Lovett, this girl fine

die and on top her beauty

na she Olamide sing for

because she carry front and

she carry back, anytime

when I dey with her my

body go just dey do me

t*t*rey. Few days ago she

say make I come her house

come see her,she say if I

reach make I talk to the

gateman, if possible make I

give am small money so that

him go smuggle me enter

inside her room, because the

papa na retired army and

him dey harsh well well for

her matter.

As I reach the house I come

see the gateman for outside

na him I go meet am, na old

man him even be, he wear

short nika and singlet when

don tear and him hold news

paper.

Me:- bros well done o, I

know say na you be

gateman here, abeg lovett

tell me say make I come see

her, hope say she dey?

Gateman:- yes, she is inside

Me:- what of the useless

papa?hope say e no dey

Gateman:- yes

Me:- abeg you go carry me

go lovett room

Gateman:- Okay, let's go in

Me:- okay, but make I first

buy condom for this shop

when dey outside, because

today na me and that her

big yansh go die together o

Gateman:- okay, make it

snappy, I'll be waiting

Me:- wetin tear your singlet

like this nau?

Gateman:- it got torn while

we were doing a little

sanitation

Me:- no worry I go buy

another one for you ehn

Gateman:- thanks a lot

Me:- you be correct guy, and

if you behave well when I

come I go give you small

thing join am

Gateman:- okay, thank you

As I dey find shop when I

go buy condom na him I see

one guy there when come

carry dozen of singlet, I

come ask am say where I fit

buy condom for the area,

him come show me, I come

ask am weather e dey sell

singlet say I wan buy for

somebody, na him e tell me

say as them dey do

sanitation for house na him

oga singlet tear so oga say

make he go buy dozen

come, say na him be

gateman for them lovett

house.

Abeg I no know weather

make I go the house again?

Advice me

Drop your comment.

LADIES: What Guys REALLY Think Of Hooking Up On The First Date

How soon is too soon? Guys get honest with us about s*x on the first date.

Times have changed, ladies, and with it, thedatingrules. We're

embarking on a new kind of relationship and with it, a newer type of

woman. But as all the traditional rules change, should thes*x?

How soon is too soon — or is it okay to ask for it on the first night?

We asked the dudes in our lives to dish on when they think it's

appropriate to do the deed — and their answers, well, they'll surprise

you.

S*x Is A Yes, But The Type Of Woman Matters

"I'm going to get so much sh*t for this," says Ben, 27, "but I've

dated a lot of artists — and I've found that they're way more

free-spirited when it comes to the s*xual aspects of a relationship.

As a guy, there's something about being with someone who's so carefree

— and it's something you feel immediately, so yes, s*x on the first

night is okay … with the right woman. I don't feel likehaving s*xon

the first night will challenge, or compromise, what happens

afterward." He adds, "I'm not saying that it's only artists! Just

speaking from personal experience."

"I think s*x on the first night depends on whether or not you're going

to regret it," says Mark, 25, "I'm really attracted to the type of

girl at the bar that looks like she's a little aloof to the whole

scene. I'm not trying to be an ass, but I don't want to take home a

good girl on the first night. I think it would ruin my chances with

her."

"If I'm feeling you — and you're feeling me — we're both adults,

right? So getting it on should be our decision; and well, if we both

want it and are clear about our feelings, then I don't see the point

in putting it off until the second or third date," admits Josh, 33.

There's Something About A Woman Who Makes You Wait

The guys I spoke to that were okay with holding out for a few dates

really surprised me. Their answers were candid, honest and they proved

that though the times, they are a-changin' there's definitely still

something to be said about passion, patience and keeping it in your

pants until the clock strikes hot.

"The first time I went out with this girl I was really into, I had

high hopes that she'd invite me back upstairs after dinner was over.

When she didn't, I was pleasantly surprised, despite what I'd

originally banked on. I realized that I wanted to wait for it, too —

and the harder she was willing to make me work for it, the more

attracted to her I was," Ethan, 29, says.

"It's refreshing to meet someone who doesn't want to give it up all at

once. I don't think it means you're easy if you want to have s*x on

the first date or even after the first night, but I'm way more

attracted to a woman who knows how rare it is to have something to

look forward to. Everything we do is geared toward instant

gratification — and I don't mean that after having s*x I think of

girls in a way like 'what else do you have to offer?', because I

definitely don't — but it's really nice to have time to get to know

someone and put some room in between deciding to ask them on a second

date and deciding between missionary and doggie," says Tony, 31.

"When mygirlfriendand I first met, we left the bar making out and I

was sure we were going to end up at her apartment having s*x. Then,

she asked for my number and hailed a cab, leaving me in the dust. I

was caught so off guard — I kinda thought that was the kind of sh*t

you only saw in movies — but I couldn't stop thinking about her all

night. The next day, when she texted me, I was that much more

interested in her. It was unexpected but totally awesome to have to

wait on someone else for once," Madison, 26, says.

You Can't Date The Girl You Take Home

"If you want to have s*x the first night we meet, I'm down," says

Travis, 23, "but just don't expect me to call you the next day — or

any day after."

"I think a lot of guys would stray from saying this because it would

make them sound soft or too sensitive, but we don't really want the

girl who sleeps with us on the first night. Okay, fine, some of us

really do, but the majority of us are just saying that we do. We

don't. We want the waiting period, the getting-to-know-you period. We

want to take you to overpriced dinners and then complain about it

behind your back. We want you to keep denying us, because it's s*xy as

f*ck, until you're ready. At least," Sam, 29, said, "I do."

"You know that expression 'You can't turn a hoe into a housewife'?,"

asks Quinn, 26. "I'm not saying that you should by any means call a

woman a hoe, but I think that the point of the saying is pretty true.

If I sleep with you on the first night, that's awesome, but I'm never

really going to see you as much more than that. You'll be the girl

that gave it up the first time we met."

So, ladies, I'm as surprised as you are, but the fellas have spoken:

Waiting is the new s*x.

Lovely 13 Ways To Be Incredibly S*xy (Even When You’re Feeling Blah)

It's all in the little things we do, each and every day.

We all go through those days—we feel blah, tired, and anything but

s*xy. It may bebody image, it may be exhaustion, work, stress, or just

about anything —but s*xy is a state of mind, and sometimes, our mind

just isn't there. Sometimes feeling s*xy is hard, but it doesn't have

to be. We can be a goddess in the bedroom, and everywhere else. And

we're going to feel smarter, s*xier and a whole lot more confident

while we're at it.

Feeling s*xy is not just about someone else thinking you are s*xy.

It's about an inner confidence, how you carry yourself, and how you

walk through every action of your day—from s*xy time to that sway of

your hips as you walk down the street. Obviously, we have a lot going

on other than playing the vixen, but we can still let our s*xy sense

of self shine, in everything we do. It's all in the little things we

do, each and every day.

So sit back and flip through our 13 easy tips to feel s*xier each day.

Prepare yourself. Your every day routine is about to go up a few fiery

notches

Top 5 Bold Ways I Overcame “Nice Guy Syndrome” And Got The Girl

"You're really nice and that scares me."

Those were the words out of her mouth when I was driving her home from

my parents house. I was 16 at the time, and she was one of the first

girls that had shown interest in me. How can being nice scare someone?

Shouldn't she be worried that I'm an axe murderer or hide bodies in

the trunk of my car? Checking in on her, telling her how much I care

for her and like her on the second date seemed to chivalrous and

direct. How could I be wrong? I even went out and bought a whole new

wardrobe that day because she mentioned she didn't like my shoes in an

offhand comment the day before.

"I just can't be with someone like you," she said. I couldn't breathe.

"That's cool. I'm going to go out tonight to party. Peace."

I thought thissinglecomment would show my edge and win her back, but

she got out of the car and went inside. How dare a woman not like me

for simply being who I am? I reached a turning point. I could rely on

the tactical pick-up artist (PUA) stuff I was listening to and

reading, or I could break it down step-by-step myself so that I could

become a man who naturally attracted women who were right for me. I

had to take baby steps. I set a goal for what I wanted to be: An all

around awesome guy who could make people laugh and smile, who valued

himself, and was driven and passionate about life.

But it all started with figuring out what being a nice guy actually

meant. I read books, PUA material, asked women, men, friends, and

talked endlessly about how to overcome this challenge in my life. I

was going to do whatever it took to get this handled. After a lot of

digging and research,I had figured out what a "nice guy" actually was:

It's a polite way of a woman telling me that I lacked personal

boundaries, I went above and beyond to please them, while not giving

myself what I needed as a man. That is repulsive to women. A man can

be many things, but lacking self-care is not one of them. I was

constantly putting everyone else before me. Through trial and error

over the past 10 years, I learned how to become a man who is confident

in himself. No more Mr. "Nice Guy."

Here's what I did to overcome "nice guy syndrome":

1. I LEARNED THAT IT'S OK TO CARE, BUT I DON'T HAVE TO SACRIFICE.

Nice guys think that if they don't go to the end of the earth for

someone, they're bad people. Last week, I spoke with a friend in Japan

who was going through a challenging time. The old me would have tried

to give advice and tell her everything was going to be OK but the new

me listens and recognizes someone for where they're at and

acknowledges when they're going through a hard time. I'm not

responsible for making everyone else's lives perfect. It's OK to care

about someone but that doesn't mean I have to sacrifice all of my

energy trying to help them. Remember: the flight attendant says put

your oxygen mask on first. If you're dead emotionally, how can you

save someone else?

2. I STARTED SAYING NO.

I had to learn to stop agreeing to everything because I thought it was

the right thing to do. My time was valuable and I needed to take care

of myself first. That meant saying no to extra work

hours,relationshipsthat weren't serving me, charities that I didn't

believe in, or someone asking for help when I was spread too thin.

3. I AUDITED MY FRIENDS.

Sticking with the same friends that I had had for a long time felt

loyal and honest and those are two characteristics I highly value.

However, hanging out with friends that weren't motivated, wanted to

get drunk all the time, and had an overall negative outlook on life

was no longer serving me. I had to let them go because not setting

boundaries with my male relationships was affecting my relationships

with women.

4. I REFUSED TO BE TREATED LIKE A DOORMAT.

I no longer accepted when people I knew made me the butt of jokes or

talked down to me. Even if they were older (like my boss at work), I

let it be known that I wasn't accepting that kind of behavior anymore.

In turn I held myself to a higher standard as well.

5. I ACCEPTED WHERE I WAS IN LIFE.

Accepting where I was in life emotionally, physically and with women

was important. Anytime I felt sorry for myself and looked to external

factors for validation never resulted in me feeling betterbecause I

didn't value myself. Once I learned that I had to become happy and

accept andlovemyself first before I got into a relationship,

everything became much clearer.

Must Read: The BIG Difference Between Polyamory And Cheating

Difference



Most people into polyamory are way more open and honest about their needs.



"My husband bought me a beautiful dress for my birthday and I went

away for a trip to the mountains with myboyfriend,"



Tessa shared in one of our coaching sessions.



Tessa is not cheating. Her husband knows about her boyfriend, and her

boyfriend knows about her husband. Tessa is polyamorous and among a

growing population who are insightful and bold enough to live out what

works for them:non-exclusive, committedrelationships.



There are stories of cheating partners abound: the religious

politician caught with his pants down in a bathroom; the devoted wife

found to have a cutie on the side.



Most of us jump to condemnation and feel the stirrings of fear: What

if my partner cheats? What if I have a wandering eye?



Cheating destroys many a marriage; betrayal is devastating to the

trust andintimacynecessary for long-term commitment. But, being with

someone else doesn'thaveto be betrayal, or impact trust and intimacy.



When I mention that I have clients who arepolyamorous, the reaction is

usually one of surprise, and then the assumption that they must be

emotionally damaged people in some way; they are unable to commit and

a threat to other people's monogamous relationships.



By contrast,my polyamorous clients tend to be more honest about their

needs and wants, having forged the challenging road to claim what

truly works for them in a culture that is terrified of female

sexuality and independence.



They have freed themselves from the potentially crippling expectations

of society to create partnerships that are specific to them:



*.These long-term relationships are based on ongoing open and

authentic communication among all parties.



*.They are loving and generous.



*.They encourage autonomy and interdependence without ownership.



*.They are more concerned with authenticity than exclusivity.



They recognize that we are all multi-faceted and that it's OK not to

be all things to one person. The trust they develop is tested by the

freedom they afford each other.



I am myself monogamous, knowing since childhood that I was seeking my

soul mate and partner. Having found him, I am sated sexually and

emotionally.



Still, I find myself uplifted and heartened by my polyamorous sisters,

proud of them for walking a path that is deeply counter-cultural in a

historical moment that seems bent on controlling, restricting, and

punishing women.

Ultimately, it is up to each of us to find out what works for us,

whether it adheres to our cultural norms or not. By probing our own

souls and living from our truths, we create lives we are thrilled to

be living, in a world that desperately needs us to shine our lights.

Would You Put Your Baby In This kind Of Bed? (See Photos)

A Jaws Superfan dad named Joseph Reginella made this terrifying epic

DIY bed for babies or small pets.

He put his own son on the bed to sample it and from the looks of it,

the lil man is terrified of the bed. I mean, who wants to sleep on a

bed with the thoughts of being eaten alive by a shark?

It's quite creative but would you put your child in a bed like this?

See more photos after the cut...